“I’m Indiana Jones, bitches! Gimme some treasure!
“Oh, yeah. That’s some treasure right there. All that gold and Jolly Ranchers and shit! Just put it in the bag. Woo-PAH! Woo-PAH! I’m whipping! Problems better not come along, that’s all I’m saying - haha!
“Hurry up, people! I got to get back to the Black Sparrow before Dr. Who shoots Nemo’s heart! Woo-PAH! Woo-PAH! Gimme some treasure! Avast, ye mateys! Jib the mizzenmuzzle! Scrub the poopdeck!
“Where’s my parrot Gilbert Gottfried? He better get me some treasure, that’s all I’m saying. I got the Mark of the Covenant, and the Hemp Loom, and the Last Cascade! I am Indiana got-damn JONES!
“I pity the fool that don’t have a license to kill! Take that, Goldfinger! Woo-PAH! You are the weakest link, Blowfly!
“BOOYAH! Indy is outta here. Hasta la vista, babies! This is AMERICA!”